gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

things we don’t talk about enough to do with england

  • that trend back in 2009 where chavs rode children’s bicycles everywhere
  • the genuine use of the words ‘mush’ and ‘brap’ in conversation
  • getting offered a box of Celebrations and seeing there are only Bounties and Snickers left
  • turkey twizzlers and turkey 2000s and these things disappearing once Jamie Oliver got his hands on things
  • the moment of hatred for everyone and everything when you pick up a sandwich in M&S and find it’s £4.60
  • walking down a street and trying not to make eye contact with the old man playing an accordion/ v. serious teenager strumming a guitar or, if you’re feeling kind, tossing 10p into their basket
  • BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE
  • hysterical crying at the John Lewis adverts
  • the extreme feeling of loathing when faced with ‘KEEP CALM AND X’ posters
  • the extreme feeling of loathing when forced to select ‘English- US’ on language options
  • bitchily converting recipes into grams because what the fuck is a cup piss off
  • chucklevision
  • tracy fucking beaker
  • also jacqueline wilson’s ‘adult’ novels that you were never allowed near as a kid (Dustbin Baby was THE SHIT)
  • 'it's raining outside. time for wet play.' oh fuck twister's going to be brutal
  • year 6 ICT, or ‘how many special effects can I put on this powerpoint’
  • potato alphabites/ potato smileys/ flipper dippers
  • fish is birdseye. baked beans are heinz. brown sauce is HP. anything else is nothing but an embarrassment.
  • whatever the fuck cadbury’s ‘smash’ is
  • fucking sEAGULLS
  • the tendency of every british person to flock to Bournemouth in one massive drove as soon as the temperature exceeds 15 degrees centigrade
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laughterkey:

buzzfeed:

queen-of-evrything:

jamieaiken919:

mister-smalls:

kingcheddarxvii:

This is the most perfect video on the whole fricked up internet and we all owe it to ourselves to watch it once a day

cutest thing to ever happen on the Muppet Show, bar none

I’m not crying you’re crying

SHUT UP

This just made my day

If Rowlf isn’t your favorite Muppet we need to talk.

bwwehhhhh after my day/week/month this is precisely what i needed

i love you tumblr

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couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

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delicatecorruption:

Brand New - Luca
Edit by (me) 

delicatecorruption:

Brand New - Luca

Edit by (me

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
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wight-design:

Top 10 Brand New Lyrics CD Booklet

Hand done Illustrations, playing with typography-mimicing the vocals in the songs.

Reblogged from FIGHT OFF YOUR DEMONS
fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!
the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!
and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!
STORE LINK

fuckyeahvalvesoftware:

until april 25th on steam, you can get Portal 2 for just $4.99!

the orignal portal is marked down to $2.49!

and you can get the bundle with both games for $6.24!

STORE LINK

Reblogged from The Brain of Oak

beeandpupcat:

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

Reblogged from Would You Kindly?
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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMEDHE’S JUST LIKEYEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

Reblogged from Mix Tape Paranoia
#100happydays I keep posting about her but I really do love @abzypooz.

#100happydays I keep posting about her but I really do love @abzypooz.

Tags: 100happydays